juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

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viamilanello:

States and territories of Australia 

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@11 years ago with 14218 notes
jewist:
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clestroying:

When your mom yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

image

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@11 years ago with 257204 notes

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

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@11 years ago with 410111 notes

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

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mamavalkyrie:
“ shakerattleandcrescentrolls:
“ devious-devil:
“ omnimodus:
“ apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife
”
or maybe these countries have free...

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

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pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

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westeastsouthnorth:
“ Al Mahwit, Yemen
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@11 years ago with 929 notes